Hurdy to the gurdy, yo.

The Beatles, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Who - also Supernatural and Lord of the Rings.

Sep 2

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

(via freddie-twerkury)


A progression of bad language

dxlcevitaa:

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

frick frack snick snack?/11?!2

watch your fucking mouth shitbitch

(via tony-m-nyphots-flying-risccu)


consultingmoosecaptain:

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

First of all fuck you

(via castartic)


and-ringo-was-his-name-o:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

you timberlake is just like “Bruh seriously what happened to u”

and-ringo-was-his-name-o:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

you timberlake is just like “Bruh seriously what happened to u”

(via knows-not-where-shes-going-to)


ohkayleeeee:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport


Everyone watched that kid get plastered the tire took them out as well! Why didn’t they get OUUUT of there. I’d be like “RUUUUN”

ohkayleeeee:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

Everyone watched that kid get plastered the tire took them out as well! Why didn’t they get OUUUT of there. I’d be like “RUUUUN”


I think I’m about to develop a crush but once again it’ll never be requited. 


Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.


best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

(via nothing-is-beatleproof)


paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(via theslothsareinthetardis)


trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

(via glassesandkaleidoscopes)


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